I would make a documentary of myself because I am incredibly awesome. I know that my incredible awesomeness will eventually lead me to fame and, if all goes as planned, fortune. Someday I may even rule the world. This would be relevant to my interests as I believe it would help my steady climb to fame to be in an interesting documentary about myself. Other people would like it because it would inspire them to believe that maybe, just maybe, they could someday hope to become as awesome as me. This may or may not be true (in fact it probably is not) but I would make sure the documentary was very convincing in that aspect.
You may be wondering, now, what makes me so incredibly awesome. I can answer this easily: The reason, I've discovered, is after 5 minutes with me, the dumbest, smartest, coolest and lamest person could tell that I am, indeed, unfathomably cool. It is a gift and a curse.
A documentary about me would be specifically interesting to "today's audiences" because most of "today's audiences" are people in high school. They have time, money and rides. People like documentaries the way they like movies: often ones they can relate to. They can relate to many of my experiences, having gone through a lot of similar ones. This would also give me a chance to compare elementary school children to sheep and high school students to penguins, which I have for a very long time now wanted to publicly do.
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