I'm an acorn small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everyone walks over me
That is why I'm cracked you see

I'm a nut *click click*
I'm a nut *click click*

Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear my golden tone
Asked myself on a little date
Picked me up about half past eight

I'm a nut *click click*
I'm a nut *click click*

Took myself to the movie show
Stayed too late and said "Let's go"
Grabbed my hand and led me out
Drove me home and gave a shout:

I'm a nut! *click click*
I'm a nut! *click click*
I'm a nut!